Thursday, April 17, 2008

Humor: Florida Legalizes Taking Guns To Work

Via TheOnion -

Florida legislators passed a bill allowing citizens to bring their guns to work. Here are some of the other pro-gun laws enacted recently.
  • Alaska—Members of endangered species now permitted to carry concealed firearms for self-protection
  • Louisiana—Now legal for residents to shoot at hurricanes
  • Minnesota—Any resident may fire a single shot every five years, or when Vikings win
  • Idaho—You can have a gun, or a grenade, but not both
  • Virginia—Non-gun-owning residents must apply for a permit to not own and operate a firearm
  • New York—Guest stars on Law & Order may bring their own guns to the set
  • Kansas—Children as young as 8 can bring guns to school on the condition that there's no funny business
  • Texas—That huge cattle gun used by Javier Bardem's character in No Country For Old Men now legally available at Fiesta Mart grocery stores

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More real information on this new law passed in FL. Check out these true media sources:

http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/state/article452031.ece

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080409/pl_nm/usa_florida_guns_dc

http://www.floridacapitalnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080404/CAPITOLNEWS/804040350

http://www.cnsnews.com/ViewNation.asp?Page=/Nation/archive/200804/NAT20080411a.html

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